Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Translation: 为什么科学家不信任原子？

Answer: Because they make up everything!

翻译： 因为它们组成了一切！

Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Translation: 为什么稻草人赢得了奖项？

Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!

翻译： 因为他在自己的领域表现突出！

Joke: What do you call fake spaghetti?

Translation: 你怎么称呼假意大利面？

Answer: An impasta!

翻译： 一个面团冒充者！

Joke: Why did the bicycle fall over?

Translation: 自行车为什么会倒下？

Answer: Because it was twotired!

翻译： 因为它累倒了！

Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Translation: 当你把雪人和吸血鬼交叉，你会得到什么？

Answer: Frostbite!

翻译： 冻伤！